Everybody Knows the Claus
(I. Hanson/T. Hanson/Z. Hanson)

Don’t you smell the cookies he’s bakin’
Can’t you see that belly, its shakin’
Don’t take a cookie off of that pan
You don’t want to mess with this man.
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You’ve never seen this side of him before
You know he won’t be knockin’ at your door

. : Chorus

Here comes Santa Claus
Doin’ all those good things
Everybody know the cause
Here comes Santa Claus
You know he’s the big man
Don’t mess with the boss

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Ask Rudolph and he won’t steer you wrong
Santa wasn’t this fat all along
Until he started cookin one day
Don’t try and take that turkey away

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Chorus

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Cruisin’ down the air highway on his sleigh
Bringing all the presents for the next day
Don’t forget the donuts

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His cookies and his milk are his pride
Or anything that can be deep-fried
Don’t get me wrong Santa’s a nice guy
But you don’t want to get on his bad side

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